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Epic Adventure: Off to the Farm

I got to go on an adventure at a farm over the weekend. I have been here before but it was at Christmas time so I did not get to go outside (I am plastic, Christmas was cold, I probably … Continue reading

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Lecturing the Dog:

No matter how smart a dog is, they understand only a few commands. Sit, Stay, Golaydown, come, no, good dog, walk, outside, treat, cookie, paw, scram etc. Our dog might understand maybe 30 words…especially the word “Outside” Outside is her … Continue reading

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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1.  At lunch time sit in your car with Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you … Continue reading

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The Shake Weight

This is by far the funniest video EVER! Now, I don’t know who actually purchased a Shake Weight but it is the dirtiest thing I have ever seen. Why? People are gutter minded and when you use the Shake Weight … Continue reading

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Elections.

I’m a Dragon thus I can’t vote but this does not stop me from voicing my dragon opinions on election issues. I’m quite political, however, because My Master has neglected reading the morning news paper since November of last year … Continue reading

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Rock Star Talent from a little Hicktown

Okay I will admit, this is the tackiest sign ever but our town is on welfare so this is all they can afford. This message board belongs to the Legion and it boasts of rock star talent. The next town … Continue reading

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10 Signs you play too Much Dungeons and Dragons

1. You roll for initiative in real life. 2. When you can’t find something you insist you failed a Spot or search check. 3.When you hear the word “Cleavage” women’s breasts do not come into mind first. 4.You give your … Continue reading

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